Shirt Size Guide
| SIZE | PIT-TO-PIT | UR: |
| XS | 19" | MUM |
| S | 20" | hahahahahha |
| M | 21" | get fucked |
| L | 22.5" | you just got proper fucked |
| XL | 23.5" | cos like 'ur mum'. get it |
| XXL | 25" | never gets old |
| XXXL | 26.5" | the joke, not ur mum |
Please note that all shirts are vintage sourced, and so in order to standardize their sizing, I have made a size guide based on pit-to-pit measurements of the shirts.
Due to the nature of upcycling clothing, the sizes work as a range.
For example, a shirt in size L will have a 22.5" (min) - 23.5" (max) pit-to-pit, and a shirt in a size XL will have a 23.5" (min) - 25" (max) pit-to-pit.