Shirt Size Guide


XS 19" MUM
S 20" hahahahahha
M 21" get fucked
L 22.5" you just got proper fucked 
XL 23.5" cos like 'ur mum'. get it
XXL 25" never gets old
XXXL 26.5" the joke, not ur mum


Please note that all shirts are vintage sourced, and so in order to standardize their sizing, I have made a size guide based on pit-to-pit measurements of the shirts.

Due to the nature of upcycling clothing, the sizes work as a range. 

For example, a shirt in size will have a 22.5" (min) - 23.5" (max) pit-to-pit, and a shirt in a size XL will have a 23.5" (min)  - 25" (max) pit-to-pit.