Jumper Size Guide
| SIZE | MEDIAN MEASUREMENT (INCHES) | UR: |
| XS | 21" | MUM |
| S | 23.5" | hahahahahha |
| M | 25" | get fucked |
| L | 26.5" | you just got proper fucked |
| XL | 28" | cos like 'ur mum'. get it |
| XXL | 29.5" | never gets old |
| XXXL | 30" | the joke, not ur mum |
As all garments are upcycled from hand-selected vintage items, each item is a unique 1-of-1 item. This means each item will have unique dimensions. Despite this, we have standardized the sizing by doing the following:
We calculate the median of the pit-to-pit and collar-to-hem measurements of each individual garment, which sits within a range that will determine it's size which will fall in line with industry standard sizing.