Jumper Size Guide


XS 21" MUM
S 23.5" hahahahahha
M 25" get fucked
L 26.5" you just got proper fucked 
XL 28" cos like 'ur mum'. get it
XXL 29.5" never gets old
XXXL 30" the joke, not ur mum



As all garments are upcycled from hand-selected vintage items, each item is a unique 1-of-1 item. This means each item will have unique dimensions. Despite this, we have standardized the sizing by doing the following:

We calculate the median of the pit-to-pit and collar-to-hem measurements of each individual garment, which sits within a range that will determine it's size which will fall in line with industry standard sizing.